F.A.F.L.

(pronounced fa-ful) or just fafl
Fat Ass For Life
To be fat. To be a F.A.F.L. can be a state of mind or being (or both).

"What a F.A.F.L.! He just ate the whole buffet!!!"

by sandy assboy March 11, 2009

F. O. C. L.

Fuck Our Collective Lives

Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.

Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.

Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...

Joey: F. O. C. L.

Johhny: Pretty much.

by Add pseudonym here July 25, 2009

f'weak

very lame, unfortunate or of low importance. An abbreviation of "F*cking weak".

That show last night was horrible, in fact, it was downright f'weak!

Peeps are STILL talkin' 'bout Kanye, who cares!?! That's so f'weak!!! (guarantee he'll have a single w/ Swift!!!)

by nibblicious September 20, 2009

F-town

To have sex with someone while they are asleep.

My wife doesn't find me attractive anymore, but she did give me permission to F-town her next time she passed out.

by ladychigglesworth August 24, 2011

f-gut

A football play in which you run the ball straight up the middle, usually with no success at all, although it might work once per game. It is usually run constantly even when it makes absolutely no sense to run it. It gets its name because it either fucks you or it fucks them (usually you).

Quarterback: what play are we running coach?
Coach: F-GUT!
Quarterback: but its 4th and 19
Coach: just run it!

by SuperJohn24 October 30, 2011

F.D.A.

Acronym for "Fucking Die Already," an abbreviation for the more exasperated use of J.F.D.A., which means "Just Fucking Die Already."

Usage can be as an interjection, or an imperative (i.e. a command).

(Imperative)
Jesus H. Christ, would you F.D.A. - you're driving 10 miles under the speed limit, fucktard!

(Interjection)
Oh, F.D.A., this asshole is riding the brake in the fast lane again.

by SackofNuts October 29, 2012

f bomb

when you are out of words to use like bitch and ass, the f bomb is a last resort.

my mom grounded me because i dropped a f bomb

by urbanmster11234 February 8, 2018