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Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.
Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
by Ausllyology January 18, 2019
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Hug your crush day

You get to give as many hugs as you want!
Girl:Give me a hug

Boy:Why?
Girl:cause it’s December 20 hug your crush day
by Bananaboo315 December 19, 2019
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Get your face wet

To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.

Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.
Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."

Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."

Later that night...

Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"

Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."
by anorton August 2, 2012
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Cashapp your bae day

Give your girlfriend, or wife, Boyfriend, husband some money but it can’t be over 50$
Her: Here sexy you deserve this 36 dollars for cashapp your bae day
Him: thanks bae.
by Toppi May 13, 2022
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Cat got your Tongue

An idiom meaning you’re being unusually quiet or aren’t saying much.

Also a euphemism for performing oral sex on a female.
“You haven’t said anything all morning. What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue?”

“I couldn’t say anything when I was eating that pussy! Her cat had my tongue!”
by Sukon Mabalsak January 25, 2022
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I Am your mom

by DaMan September 10, 2003
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Your Mom Goes To College

TRUE DEFINITION: Meaning that your mom is basically a whore and its calling her one. Get it? Your moms still in college cause she had you when she was 14! A very good insult because most people don't understand it but your still saying it without say anything very inapropriate or bad.
Your moms such a whore shes still going to college.
OR
Your mom goes to college.
by PPheldam April 18, 2006
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