"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 4, 2020
Get the cock your trumpetmug. by longshlongethan February 24, 2021
Get the National grab cock daymug. when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.
Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew
Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did
Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants
Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did
Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants
by dirty cumsock January 25, 2023
Get the cock suckerbergmug. by Flippo_da-cow_Momma December 14, 2021
Get the Cockmug. A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.
by Gary the hammer December 18, 2008
Get the Cock Nuggetmug. 