heinous ass jackal

A person who is annoying beyond belief.

Ian: I'm soo great
Terry: Shut it you heinous ass jackal

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

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fake ass bitch

A Fake Ass Bitch --- is someone who attempts to fit in, or
go along with the "crew" but everyone knows when the Sh*T hits the fan, they are the first one to bail.

Or accoring to Tupac someone bobbing their head to this dope ass sh*t wearing khakis

"Hey Jimmy lets roll up on those jersey punks and wax them"
Jimmy-- yeah man I wanna get me some of that action
"Shut up Jimmy, everyone knows ur a Fake Ass Bitch

by Wooith May 23, 2006

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i eat ass

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires

"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

by Juice gucci mane vert May 23, 2016

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ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 20, 2004

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Urban Ass-kisser

1) A person who comes to Urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. These people flood urbandictionary with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (Insert name here) will see it.

2) A self-aggrandizing loser.

1) chris conway

2) Alex Hall

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

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fat ass fart

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

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