by Haz431 April 22, 2016

by New York Knifedealer July 27, 2018

Person: Yo I'm a liar so I think I'm gonna pull a l0rd.
Other person: Don't pull a l0rd! If you do, you have cancer.
Person: Oh alright then I won't.
Other person: Don't pull a l0rd! If you do, you have cancer.
Person: Oh alright then I won't.
by NOT0666 February 8, 2021

the act of completely messing up a great situation by bashing yourself and dealing with your own personal problems rather then helping out the ones who really need you
Guy1: Yo man go help out your girl! She is sitting by herself and crying and all you do is Pulling A Jay
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn
by Leifoh May 27, 2017

by sareya May 18, 2021

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009

When a guy moves in with a girl after only dating her for a week. The then stops talking to his friends
by Pops1990 September 30, 2025
