hot track hole

when your running track and your buttholes starts dripping
damn bro you got that hot track hole
by ya bumm April 25, 2018
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mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 14, 2011
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mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
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The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.
Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️
by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019
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Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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Hot Pot Central

Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object
That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie
by Long dong bagong June 14, 2018
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