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Hot Slurp Balloon

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
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California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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Hot Girl Next Door

A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.

The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
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hot-dog stand

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."
"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"
by Ninja Clan Lord February 14, 2017
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Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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hot shit

Just better then anything else out there that in comparison is shit.
by Not Raphael October 2, 2018
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hot feri

To give her hot feri means to sexually harass, typically by means of abusing your social status and persuasivness with clear intention to take sexual advantage of a girl (especially teenager with instagram account), acting regardless of her verbal dissent to have sexual contact with you and being reluctant to stop despite the lack of mutual agreement. The idiom is reffering to Dominik Feri's affair, 2021.
Hey bro, did you spoon with her yesterday? Sure, I gave her hot feri. I blocked the exit from the room with my night stand and then she could not resist my charm at all.
by Linguotheobserver June 15, 2021
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