Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pulling an Arhum

when you turn off your social media and cut off all people just to focus on life. #edge

Pulling an Arhum was how I got through finals week.

by huayra21 December 3, 2017

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

Pulling A Jay

the act of completely messing up a great situation by bashing yourself and dealing with your own personal problems rather then helping out the ones who really need you

Guy1: Yo man go help out your girl! She is sitting by herself and crying and all you do is Pulling A Jay
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn

by Leifoh May 27, 2017

Brick pulling

A practice where the person pulls out a brick from their behind

Kate:"bob did you do the brick pulling last night?"

Bob :"Yeah, I'm not constipated anymore."

by KaKail October 17, 2023

Pull a Hoke

A term originating on the main-line

1.V- To have joke go way over your head, only to get it 30 seconds after anyone else

2.V- To then lean sideways in your chair after getting the joke

Person 1: That joke is too offensive to say

Person 2: Who cares? They'll just pull a hoke anyway.

by murderleg July 30, 2016

Pulling a muddy

To be an attention seeker and spread lies because you're insecure.

He's pulling a muddy, what an attention seeker

by kuzskippedtown August 5, 2020