As Nunnsy started spinning dits, the colleague will urge others to "pull up a sandbag" as this story might take a while and will spiral off topic.
by Big D's Little D June 24, 2021

by anonymous May 12, 2025

A person who steps in between two feuding people for the sole reason of making themselves look like a peacemaker and receiving kudos for their self-righteous effort. By relativizing the claims of each person in the dispute, and standing open armed with a pseudo-serene expression on their face, they naff off everyone in the room, but still think they are the second coming of Gandhi.
by IAIN_D October 15, 2020

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
Steve:i think i will get the waffles
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
by musselman123 December 11, 2011

Your “boyfriend” breaks up with you than you text and spam his best friends phone to try to smash him.
by Lil hoey November 11, 2017

by Jardaman September 15, 2013

Where you end up liking a boy and dating them and end up dumping them stupidly when you think they don’t like you still!
by Ilikechocoauethshx November 6, 2019
