Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

balls

In your pants attached to you small PP

Look at his balls there so tiny LUCAS

by Bingle Bob May 2, 2022

Balls

A term or which young people nowadays mean testicals.

I have huge humongous Balls

by I-have-aids-<3 May 22, 2023

Balls

My breakfast lunch and dinner

I pair my balls with some cock and eat it up

by Mr cock and balls June 1, 2022

rest balls

if ur a gymnast you and only u can relate to jumping in a pit and getting foam all over u

i did 50 tuck jumps and i have rest balls all over me

by resi balls November 27, 2017

No balls

When you are so lonely you don't even have female friends. It can also be used as an insult or as the ultimate dare.

"My guy, you got no balls." "Yeah, i know."
"You are a no balls." "No you."
"No balls!" "Watch me do it then!"

by Yeet_Phantom March 8, 2022

Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack

man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018