I just have really high standards

This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.

She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.

by Laura Tobin June 26, 2004

i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

by kfel March 8, 2014

I don't never get tired

State of not giving a fuck,crap, etc. despite popular opposition.
Being mentally capable of dealing with a situation longer than commonly expected.

-"I bite my tongue for no one, fuck what these hoes say! I don't never get tired."

by DanteDirect March 28, 2015

i love u wayy moree

means that ima spend my life with your cute ass im never letting go im staying by your side forever ur gonna be safe in these arms of mines and ima gonna love u for eternity i love UR CUTE ASS BABY

hey baby i love u wayy moree

by iloveyouwayymoreee October 11, 2018

I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.

--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.

by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

I like ya cut g

when someone likes your haircut

I like ya cut g

by Stone_bench November 30, 2020