Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.

We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.

by The French Prince March 20, 2022

Hot Brick

When you accidentally send or receive a neurotic or sexual photo to, or from a relative.

"Did you hear about Jason last week?"

"No."
"He totally got Hot Bricked by his sister!"
"Oh s*%#!"

by trixisforkids3 April 21, 2018

hot

ryan reynolds

"how would you define hot?"
"ryan reynolds."

by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021

hot neptune

A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.

"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"

by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021

Hot Breakfast

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH

Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!

by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018