The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023
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cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 21, 2009
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Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
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lobster cock

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
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Cock Lock

It's a lock for your cock.

It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).
Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"

Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"

Greg: "No, but I'll try it"

1 Day Later

Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"
by Komoris April 22, 2021
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cock-lock

its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,
instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?
by Deizomando September 05, 2023
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Logan’s cock

Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock
Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.

Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.

“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long
by Maiwa August 15, 2022
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