Cock

Your penis

Why did Abraham Lincoln just suck my cock?

by Savagw212007 February 7, 2018

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Rainbow cock

When you shove skittles into the tip of an erect cock and give a handjob until he cums spraying skittles everywhere in a rainbow shower

I can’t wait to give my s/o a rainbow cock

by anonymous September 16, 2022

Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

Sex cock

you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down

if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock

by Evi March 26, 2022

Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019