Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
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sliding in and out of Jess. she screamed as he fucked her tight pussy.
"never stop Joe" she says, while gripping the couch
he increases the speed of his thrusts. going so fast you can hear the slapping of there thighs, that they are moving like they fit together. finally Joe releases inside Jess, happy and aroused. Joe and Jess cuddle while fondling with each others bodies. sleeping peaceful knowing they are not fucking, they are making love.
sliding in and out of Jess. she screamed as he fucked her tight pussy.
"never stop Joe" she says, while gripping the couch
he increases the speed of his thrusts. going so fast you can hear the slapping of there thighs, that they are moving like they fit together. finally Joe releases inside Jess, happy and aroused. Joe and Jess cuddle while fondling with each others bodies. sleeping peaceful knowing they are not fucking, they are making love.
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