Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

cock quest

Gay male looking for cock In a club

I’m on a cock quest for dick in this club

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Nigerian Cock

The shlong of a man of Nigeria

Yo, how was it last night Sarah?

It was great, his nigerian cock made me cum 5 times!

by choppaonme November 16, 2020

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020

Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020