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by 88m88 November 23, 2021
Get the This Mum Hypnobirthingmug. 
Get the Mummug. 
Get the Yo mummug. The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.
“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022
Get the Courts mummug. by Poopythisbeepy November 18, 2022
Get the Mummug. by ur mum's butt December 9, 2021
Get the bryce's mummug. 