Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.

The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.

The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.

We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.

Grand Valley State University by parachronistic August 18, 2012

paradise valley 

Technically another one of the many suburb towns of Phoenix, but often considered just a part of Scottsdale. You know you're in Scottsdale Scottsdale and not Paradise Valley Scottsdale when 90% of the people around you are wearing Abercrombie and it costs $31 for Unplugged In New York.

The Confusion:

I have a Scottsdale mailing address. I go to the Paradise Valley school district. The Paradise Valley Mall has Phoenix mailing addresses.

paradise valley by Cody K September 1, 2005

Silicon Valley 

An extremely entertaining (and somewhat twisted) game for the Nintendo 64 in which you play a computer chip (that's right, a computer chip), that has to manipulate animals to live and to complete missions. For instance, you would have to jump inside a dog and bark around, rounding up sheep (which, when manipulated, were very weak and slow). You could play around 50 animals throughout the game, including a racing mouse that could reach speeds of 120 MPH, a hyena that laughed to kill its enemies and a polar bear army tank.

You've never played Silicon Valley?! Omigosh, you haven't lived! Actually...not many people have heard of it anyway. It's an amazing game. The world may never know.

Silicon Valley by CyanideSara March 28, 2008

silicon valley 

Ex 1- An area in Southern California where the computer industry is booming and where most computers are either made, though of, etc...

Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.

Ex. 1- Lets go to Silicon Valley to get a job in the high tech field!

Ex. 2-

Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.

Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.

(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)

silicon valley by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

castro valley 

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.

Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.

castro valley by bob tha fob December 31, 2004

Flower Valley 

The Projects. This is possibly the most ghetto and dirty area in the United States. It used to be nice and full of good 'ol white people, but now it's full of Code 1's.

My parents didn't doubt it when I told them that I was almost robbed in Flower Valley yesterday; they hear that there is a Code 1 every day.

Flower Valley by Lizzeo93 July 5, 2010

neuqua valley

A semi-affluent high school in Chicago's West Suburbs. It is located in Naperville, a semi-wealthy suburb on the rise. Naperville is mostly composed of educated people who couldn't afford to live on Chicago's North Shore. Most of the students that attend this school are middle-class to upper-middle class suburbinites. They compete in the Upstate Eight Conference, a semi-competitive conference in Dupage County. The average students parents at this school make roughly $80,000 a year, which is definitely above average. The demographics of this school are 77% White, 11% Asian, 6% Black, 4% Hispanic, and 2% other. Overall this is an above average school, but is not considered to be in the Top Ten Elite High Schools of Chicagoland, although they like to think they are.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Neuqua Valley, you?
Person 1: New Trier.
Person 2: Hah I'm richer than you!
Person 1: Get over yourself, Neuqua Valley isn't that rich.

neuqua valley by naperthrills September 1, 2008