one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Spits

1. To rap or freestyle
2. To call dibs on a seat you claim "spits" by saying that you declare that no one can take your seat

1. Damn daquan spits some fire
2. Hey you can't sit there I called spits

by Liveaf August 8, 2015

spit on your brother

A day you spit on your brother 🥰 ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!

Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021

spits

Spits meaning head

other way of saying head or top

"yo you wanna give me spits?"

(yo you wanna give me head)

by luca carn September 7, 2021

ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 14, 2018

Spit

Something someone does to someone when you find them utterly annoying.

Guy 1: *spits at friend*
Guy 2: *quickly catches and swallows spit*
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING October 8, 2020

legit spit

Legit spit is a specific type of spit with hang-time. It is usually noticed after a fist fight ends in real life or in Hollywood. Maybe you have a bit of post-nasal drip or perhaps not, but this legit spit would have some carry if you opened your window at 60 mph. I like to think of legit spit as type of spit the Rock or some other mega action star has when he just finishes beating someone down to the ground. Those guys never drip or drool on bloodied guy lying at their feet. Their spit is legit!

This guy punched a man on the street and then spat on him with some force. That was some legit spit!

by Tonytoys October 30, 2019