Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022
Get the Monkey Saladmug. Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody
Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?
by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023
Get the Salad Tossermug. To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.
by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022
Get the Valid saladmug. Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.
by 000f August 23, 2021
Get the Pork saladmug. Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.
When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...
by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020
Get the Trash Saladmug. The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017
Get the Bum Saladmug. Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 8, 2017
Get the Secondhand saladmug.