Goldmining

When a person eats a bunch of corn, then a partner fists them and pulls out the corn loaded shit.

That chick at the church picnic really put away the corn. I'm guessing her boyfriend wanted to go goldmining.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

Goldmining

When the fist is shoved so far up ones anus to the point where fecal matter can be touched and corn is extracted from said fecal matter

Did you hear about what happened to Jude? He got caught goldmining Macy in the bathroom!

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 1, 2019

Goldmisting

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.

Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?

by APEX February 19, 2015

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

Gold mining

When your partner eats corn and then shits. You then grab each turd and try to snort the kernels from the feces into your nostrils.

“Damn Jason ate corn for boys night out, maybe his wife is going gold mining tonight.”

by Shane21 April 15, 2019

Goodwining

Explaining everything even though people say the already understand.

Jasón: hey do u guys know what a versa is.
Everyone : yes
Jasón: it’s a small car made by Nissan

Everyone : quit goodwining , we know.

by Ksbajdnsbsbdb October 30, 2018

Goldening

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.

We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022