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cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.
"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"
by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021
mugGet the cuck cookiesmug.

Cuck

Someone who uses illegal golf clubs in casual play.
Did you see Dalton using that Mazel sand wedge? He's suck a Cuck
by JerseyWill March 7, 2020
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aqua park cuck

when your girlfriend goes to the aqua park behind your back with 5 other guys and you apologise to her
that man there is an aqua park cuck
by jetskihater55 June 7, 2025
mugGet the aqua park cuckmug.

cuck ball

a word for someone who is being an asshole who just so happens to be cucking you. (optinal)
bro stop being such an ass you cuck ball!
by twiggyriot January 10, 2022
mugGet the cuck ballmug.

Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason
Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.
by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018
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Cuck

A man who wants attention from women
Someone called Emmet who is a cuck
by [Ween] Banana April 18, 2020
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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
mugGet the Croatian ball cuckmug.

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