thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

white tailed

white tailing refers to attempting to thumb a chick in the ass and her trying to get away so that your hand looks like that of a tail of a white tail deer.

so i was getting busy with this lady last night and she white tailed on me

by thedecorator May 28, 2011

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

brown tailed snowbunny

A brown tailed snowbunny is a white woman or girl who enjoys anal sex.

Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.

by pandalover1239834898488348093 December 19, 2012

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv April 24, 2014

roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

by な May 20, 2016