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Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.
Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."
by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010
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pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners
teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.
by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012
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refrigerator thought

After just returning home from the movies, you stand at the fridge deciding what to eat since the movie popcorn didn't really
constitute dinner. With the fridge door open, you puzzle through the movie's plot points, and there is a disconnect in
the storyline, some pivot point that says to you, "Screenwriter( or author) took me for a ride." It's when you scowl and realize
you've been had. It's when a plot point is so contrived or unbelievable that it insults the reader's / viewer's intelligence.

Occurs mostly frequently in movie sequels, romance novel series, and television drama series that seek to continue the money-making franchise.

Related to: "jump the shark," "pin the plausibility meter," "eyeroll." Shorter versions: "fridge it," "faceplant," "as if," "bin it.'
"Yep, my refrigerator thought? Nah, no way Jason Bourne could NOT have figured that out.."
"What a refrigerator thought! Not a chance that Corinne Giroux could have been fourth months pregnant and not know. "
"Yeah, fridge this 'Charlie Tango' crash in the "Fifty Shades.."series? Christian Grey's operation tracked down Ana via her cell phone to that bar in a matter of minutes. Not a chance that none of Grey's highly-paid security wizards could track down Charlie Tango? Seriously, even I can track a plane/helicopter via publicly-available websites, e.g., FlightAware, if you know the its tail number?"

jump the shark as if faceplant pin the plausibility meter bin it fridge it eyeroll
by Bleuz00m January 3, 2014
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Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.
Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"
by PitchPlez May 14, 2015
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Thottie thoughts

Deep abnormal thoughts. Usually thought of when high or buzzed. Can consist of sex, murder, love, etc.
Bruh if God created the heavens and the universe then who created God?

Bruh... You having some thottie thoughts nigga damn
by When I was. A young boy October 13, 2015
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homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
by JayBlack October 30, 2016
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thanks though

not being able to reach the next level. B is dissapointed
by tgankss January 11, 2017
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