Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

by BigBallaTG February 19, 2017

cross thought

That annoying thought which breaks your original train of thought.

I think the main reason that traps are gay is because...sorry, what was I saying? I just had a cross thought.

by Trapsaregay January 7, 2018

Tong toucher

When someone is so impatient at the buffet line that they keep crossing and touching other people's tongs.

That chubby tong toucher was acting like it was the last supper and the food was going to run out.

by Kajungold May 17, 2018

turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

by Mr. Kakalaka May 30, 2018

Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin June 7, 2018

gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL

Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.

by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018

Pocket thought

A pocket thought is a definition of when your out and about with your hands in your pockets and see someone that is very fit and you can't help but touch your bits..

Was in the pub and saw a really fit girl and could'nt help but have a pocket thought...

by Andy pansy May 10, 2018