All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
Get the whittling woodmug. a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
by Babash00keth December 29, 2019
Get the Logan woodmug. by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022
Get the Weston woodmug. The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 October 5, 2016
Get the Drift woodmug. The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
Get the Wood Fistmug. When somebody on that bullshit.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
by RedToms March 23, 2011
Get the Nanny Woodmug.