Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.

Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.

by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022

Vicious panda

That Panda is a Vicious Panda

Guy 1: Dont try to feed him he will bite your dick off.

Guy 2: Why would it do that ?

Guy 1: Its a Vicious Panda

by Tickle My Taint February 2, 2021

The panda

The person who had the least amount of birdies in a group.

“Hey guys who was the panda today?” Patrick raised his hand in Shame

by Dr9999 December 28, 2020

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.

Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!

by owhims January 6, 2025

spicy panda

A real jerk. Someone who gaslights and steals ideas from others. They love kissing ass. But this person will always burn you.

“She’s a real spicy panda”

“Don’t trust them, they’re a spicy panda”

by Sloth life January 19, 2023

eat-panda

eating anywhere

the eat-panda drop habit of student

by 0244201915 November 4, 2020