hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.

Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”

by Beach red neck September 11, 2021

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

hog light

JAKE GRILLS OF STIRLING RAWDON

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT

by Jewish kid January 22, 2024

Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014

Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.

Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.

by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016