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Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L
by Zeni June 28, 2021
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Diamond ingot

definition 1: the pinicle of power, many refer to this masterpiece as the 6th infinity stone.
definition 2: the name for boner for minecraft roleplay pp
thanos: after my search i have finally found the diamond ingot

alex: give me your diamond ingot

steve: mine away
by slayerofpp March 26, 2019
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Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton
Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!
by bettytheyettislayer May 8, 2018
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diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.
Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
by kenndedy October 4, 2022
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
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CHARLES DIAMOND

A very interesting welsh farmer that mates with sheep and then sells them on. Charles Diamond is a character that sells data and sheep babies. He enjoys playing Destiny while he puts his fingers in his bum.
by warriorsway October 15, 2019
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