acid tears

Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having

Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.

by Fir3B1Rd July 23, 2022

Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

pink tears

being madly in love with someone (preferably crying)

Jaila is crying pink tears.

by lxtr3ll December 31, 2022

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024

tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010

Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023