Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
by Titty Boner June 1, 2019
Get the Texan tearsmug. I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
Get the tearing the carpet out of the closetmug. by GIJOSE November 15, 2021
Get the Kyledile tearsmug. Tears is a last name which is funny Teares they are back stabbing bitches they lie and never trust them they are super fake and they are holes. They make up lies and blame others. When they hurt you they say sorry and they become “friends” with you but they just lie . DON’T EVER TRUST A GIRL THAT HAS THE NAME TEARE. (This is all true!!!!)
by Jakejjsjsja1727 March 7, 2018
Get the tearemug. by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021
Get the Ghost Tearsmug. The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint
by CoochieChomper6ixnine March 4, 2019
Get the Taint Tearsmug. When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016
Get the spear of tearsmug.