Tear Jerker

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz

Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.

by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010

tearalyn

a uniqe different female that has her own style and isnt afraid to express her self to others that is shy at first but later becomes a good friend!

yo that chick tearalyn is dope!=)

by tearalyn May 9, 2008

Tearcicle

An icy substance formed at the corner of one's eyes through a combination of harsh arctic winds and below 30 temperatures that are encountered in Canada during the 6-month long winter season.

If I had a dime for every tearcicle I ever made, I'd be a rich man.

by matt hunter February 27, 2011

tarscaveia

A stupid skinny bitch. A girl who needs an entourage to make herself feel good . She belittles people to make herself feel good. All in all she's a bum fugly ass bitch.

I hope she isn't like Tarscaveia .

by iLoveU June 3, 2014

Tear the rug up

To engage in sexual intercourse with a particularly bushy vagina

I'm going to tear the rug up with Stephanie

Hey Paul, I tore the rug up with Laura last night. Tight

by Captain Knowledge April 29, 2016

teamshrimp

Teamshrimp is a team made up of annoying overachievers who drive everyone to insanity. The team leader or headshrimp is identifiable by his overuse of annoying dancing duck emojis.

Ignore them they are just a teamshrimp.

by HzA Sin September 6, 2018

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009