tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023

acid tears

Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having

Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.

by Fir3B1Rd July 23, 2022

Gym tears

Sweaty eyes

I got gym tears from sweating so much from cardio

by Ih8blacks1845 October 16, 2023