tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010

tear da beasie

Verb: to kill someone, to get another tear drop

If he gonna play round im'a tear da beasie

by finigan March 31, 2007

Beaver Tears

A female lingo for masturbation, or Jilling for when females squirt

Yesterday I had beaver tears from Jilling so hard

by Jinkies! Kinky Pinky July 8, 2018

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

pink tears

being madly in love with someone (preferably crying)

Jaila is crying pink tears.

by lxtr3ll December 31, 2022

Tear the bone out

A made up phrase because saying I worked hard or really putting effort would be a lie

Yea, he used to say “tear the bone out” cause he was lazy and a true hard days work would probably kill him

by that good laundry money April 11, 2023

tears

Lacrimal fluid that is expelled from the eyes as small drops, caused by intense emotion, pain, irritation, or nasal congestion

Shedding tears is referred to as weeping if it's quiet, crying if it's a little loud, and sobbing if it's loud.

by the random. November 30, 2021