Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
by aldeshsa December 15, 2010

by finigan March 31, 2007

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by lxtr3ll December 31, 2022

Yea, he used to say “tear the bone out” cause he was lazy and a true hard days work would probably kill him
by that good laundry money April 11, 2023

Lacrimal fluid that is expelled from the eyes as small drops, caused by intense emotion, pain, irritation, or nasal congestion
Shedding tears is referred to as weeping if it's quiet, crying if it's a little loud, and sobbing if it's loud.
by the random. November 30, 2021
