Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.

After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.

by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021

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by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022

screen tearing

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own

Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.

by Derp blob November 12, 2017

Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.

Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now

by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022

Tear

The act of a person continuously partaking in sexual activities throughout several days.

Gordon went on an absolute tear last week.

by Haywoodjablowmi13! February 22, 2021

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022