An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024
Get the trail of tearsmug. Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019
Get the Frog Tearsmug. by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025
Get the Tear awdmug. by smokedaddyblazeit May 7, 2021
Get the TEARmug. by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
Get the Tear the stockingsmug. I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
Get the tearing the carpet out of the closetmug. Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
by Titty Boner June 1, 2019
Get the Texan tearsmug.