snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.

Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint

by bounty4lf July 25, 2015

taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...

Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again

by sc121800 November 27, 2014

Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!

Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.

by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

Tainted Love

When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis

The love my girlfriend gives me is tainted love

by 99_Problems April 12, 2022