Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.
My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.
by seemslikeit March 08, 2022
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Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
by Taint Magee March 24, 2018
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Fromonda Taint Brush

A brush used with talc free powder to help you apply it to your body
Fromonda Taint Brush

Bro hold up, before we go out I need to use my fromonda taint brush to freshen up the amigos.
by Lee bllack January 31, 2017
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holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.
We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.
by Michael Soldier January 08, 2011
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taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
by dirtybitannefrank November 04, 2013
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Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
by Archimedes3000 February 06, 2024
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Taint Butter

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering
Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.
by Bobbetr January 24, 2017
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