A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
by Surgio November 13, 2007
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Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
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The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.
by EL January 19, 2005
Get the Surprise mug.MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
by mrs. harris November 6, 2007
Get the surprise party mug.When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.
My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
by Doc184 July 11, 2010
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