surfing the Hub

Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.

"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."

by elfrijolito September 20, 2017

Surfy

Meaning it's cool,wild, lit,groovey poppin ballin

Your bitch ain't surfy

by Ducksuknow November 20, 2017

surreal reality

When your reality is like a hallucinatory quality of a dream. Seems unreal.

When my father passed, going to work seemed like I was in a surreal reality.

by Clevering January 25, 2018

Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Surstromming

A nearly rotten fishy/fish type delicacy that has fermented for at least six months and is usually packaged or sealed in a can and is often described as the smelliest food in the whole world.

Do NOT even smell Surstromming if you can't handle vomiting or at least gagging.

by 0221SAM June 12, 2018

sure’nuff

Sure enough

I went to the store and sure’nuff they were out of milk!

by Therealbusman June 15, 2018

Survival hoe

Someone that has no where to go so they do what they can to survive. Whether it’s to sleep with a family member or friend. They will take full advantage of anything as long as they survive. They will adjust to any surcumstance as long as they have food in their mouth and a pillow to rest their head.

“Oh, I don’t like hard core rock music, but you do? Ok, I love it too. Can I live with you? I have no where to go! Whoops, I slipped and fell on your dick! Survival hoe

by Angela Rivera February 22, 2018