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Wichita Steamer

Mikey just did a Wichita steamer after eating corn on the cob at the state fair with Harley
by Kansascityskippy69 June 10, 2023
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thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.
by SubOhm June 27, 2023
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Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer
by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023
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Tahoe Steamer

Noun: An individual who routinely takes the most dubious and visceral shits.
“He clogged two toilets in only a week, that guys is a certified Tahoe Steamer.”
by Jewish bob the builder July 24, 2023
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Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.
My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.
by Catsworth August 7, 2023
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Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.
I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.
by Rose Annap September 3, 2023
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