The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.
Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
by Cypress Hillbilly April 28, 2013
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a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.
a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.
In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.
by ladypebs March 12, 2011
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Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.
Origin: From the barage of interoffice spam came forth the term.
Shelia said: "I'd rather be crushing splits instead of getting all these luxury watch spam while eating acai berries!"
by Drevin August 5, 2009
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