Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."

by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021

Speak Spanish September

A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety

"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"

by cockslapper444 November 25, 2021

Speaken

when someone or something is talking they are speaken another language. this is speaken- not speakING.

"That beetch is speaken a different language m8."

by bigdaddydev11" December 15, 2021

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

slakka

Another name for a vagina

You need to wash your slakka, it’s stinky

by Your worst nightnare April 28, 2022

Slaked

Absolutely ruined. So drunk.

Of course I can't remember her name dude, I was completely slaked.

by eleazerwheelock May 26, 2022