Soft Marshmallow

When you pull a one pump chump and have to keep tapping that ass with ur chode.

I had to hit that with a soft marshmallow!

by YnotZoidberg February 11, 2017

soft shrock

A soft penis inside of a dry vagina

"He was soft shrock"

by Bestestbitcharound May 31, 2017

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Soft stan

The polar opposite of a hard stan.

Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.

Aka: Cris<3

Cris is such a soft stan of all her babies (just sometimes she is hard stan)

by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017

soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.

"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.

by Yonell November 18, 2017

soft pretzel bitch

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017

Soft insult

Soft Insult- An insult disguised as a compliment, often used in the southern states. Super condescending.

She really thought she could get with the hot guy at the bar so she wrote her number down on his napkin. then his hawt girlfriend walked up and says "Oh sweetheart, BLESS YOU HEART! You thought you had a chance with him!" And they both laughed in her face. BOOM! SOUTHERN BELL SWEET SLAPPED WITH A SOFT INSULT

by Cairish February 8, 2018