another of the various smacks used to to shame drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often left behind is a
lump or two of smegmawhich serves as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.
proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from
pants. slowly swip across
nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"