Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023

Sloth

Cool animal, ALSO A SIN

Dudeski: “Yo broseph, we’re in Costa Rica look at the sloth”
Broski: “cool👍👍👍”

Number 2:

Broski: “THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SLOTH
Dudeski: “I shall”

by Slothdude January 5, 2024

Slothdawg

A Sloth, who is a telecommunications worker.

"That guy in the utility bucket seems a little slow." "Yeah, that's a slothdawg"

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Slottensplain

When someone explains the rules of a boardgame so poorly that the game is practically unplayable. Often new rules will be explained late in the game when they become advantageous for the explainer. The outcome of these games should be questioned and all disparities in the game play should be called out loudly as "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"

See Frasiersplain

When Stevephen explained how to play Alien Frontiers, he omitted that there was another power tile to take until it was his turn. "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"

by boardgamebandit August 14, 2024

Slotting

"Slotting" refers to the phenomenon where a professional athlete or gamer experiences a sudden and inexplicable loss of all skill, often without any apparent cause. The term originates from the abbreviation "SLOT," which stands for "Sudden Loss of Talent" a phrase that was originally used by Ralf Schumacher.

Player 1: "What the fuck are you doing man, those shots should have landed!!"
Player 2: "Sorry man im slotting hard"

by barsch07 January 21, 2025

Slotkin

The term Slotkin is when a man is sitting at a slot machine gambling and receives head.

Honey, can you give me a Slotkin at the casino later tonight?

by urdadsbussy69 February 3, 2025