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A prison basically. Left there for 7 or more hours for those who need to stay after school, and you need to raise your hand to open your mouth or you get to spend more time at school for some foolish reason. You need to listen to pathetic, condescending, careless, ignorant bafoons who constantly complain about their money problems, even though my English teacher flew to Paris, London, and Hawaii in a short time period. the adults are unreasonable and use their power for their own benefit against you. You need to deal with cancerous and annoying peers who won't shut up about Jake Paul, but they still bully you about things you can't help. The hypocrisy. And guess what? when you finally go home, you get to do MORE meaningless work which you will NOT need to use AT ALL IN THE FUTURE. Oh, and you usually get food poisoning from the lunch. The lunch lady is a creep
by dffartzffarfarts May 22, 2018
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Man, I don't want to go to prison... I mean school...
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A place where you LEARN but also use your phone and and computer to do whatever you like.
I love school because i can go to Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Facebook when ever i like but i should delete my history.
by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
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A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.

Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.

Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"

Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.

Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
by 7point92x57mauser June 24, 2019
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Where everyone has to go five days a week till they are sixteen. See, hell
Ugh.... we have to go to school......
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Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
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The hell hole we will all eventually fall into when we die.
Lil’ jimmy puked, so he couldn’t go to hell, (School)
by Yeetyeetrrfetus July 9, 2019
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