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upchuck's run

The distance one could safely travel to the toilet before vomitting; an estimated distance between an arm's reach and a stone's throw.
Vladislav stayed within an upchuck's run of the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
by garrett_oh May 18, 2016
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wank and run

Similar to a ding-dong-ditch, it is the act of jacking off until you are about to cum, knocking on someone's window until they open the blinds, and then busting all over the glass. After you've finished you have to pull up your pants and run away
Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
by CUSTOMBRO420 May 21, 2017
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Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.
Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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F'real Run

When one or more people go to the nearest gas station to purchase F'real brand smoothies/milkshakes. Actual running is rarely involved in this act, most people drive. Running will occur occasionally when going on a F'real Run, but only when another form of transportation is unavailable.
I'm going on a F'real Run at lunch, are you coming?
by mrsantonyelchin June 11, 2011
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Run Machine

Virat Kohli is popularly known as Run Machine of Cricket because he is known for making runs consistently everytime in every format. World hasn't seen any other player in the world having 50+ average in all the 3 formats. For his performance he has also got ICC Cricketer of Decade Award of 2010-20.
Run Machine Virat Kohli makes India win by hitting another fabulous ton.
by IamBoss9 January 15, 2021
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Run a block

To have pseudo ownership of a neighborhood (or permission) to run illegal business through.

Whenever you hear a drug dealer talking about getting a block for their birthday, this is generally what they are talking about.

Usually given to them by higher ranking dealers or plugs. These people don’t literally own the block, but they have the power and respect to go uncontested from the people that inhabit it. Other unaffiliated dealers may try to steal your block through various means though.
Dealer A: You hear about Tommy?
Dealer B: Yeah, bro got Glenwood ave for his birthday

Dealer A: I can’t wait until I get a chance to run a block.
by ActuallyTalik February 10, 2023
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On the bomb-run

To be conveniently engaged in doing something of grave importance at the moment when another duty calls, so that you have the perfect excuse not to deal with the latter duty. Especially pertinent when dealing with the latter duty may well lead to loss of face/humiliation/failure on your part, but also when the latter duty is merely something that for whatever reason you just do not want to have to deal with.

When one is 'on the bomb-run' they have a totally legitimate excuse.

The phrase relates to the scene in the WWII film Memphis Belle when the pilot’s flask of tomato soup explodes during a flak attack and splatters its contents all over the pilot, the co-pilot and the surrounding cockpit. Mistaking the tomato soup for blood, the duo and top turret gunner are convinced that someone has been hit, so they call the bombardier up to check them out, as they all believe him to be a medical doctor. However, the bombardier has been over exaggerating as he actually only attended two weeks of medical school prior to enlisting, therefore having to deal with any casualties would immediately highlight his incompetence as a medic and loss of face/humiliation would ensue. Thus, the bombardier replies nervously and dismissively ‘Hey, I’m on the bomb-run!’ He is indeed on the bomb-run and therefore has the perfect excuse not to go up-front and play doctor.
1) Guy A: ‘Hey, dude. Can you demonstrate your 1000 consecutive push-ups with perfect form now?’
Dude (trying to finish his assignment for tomorrow, pointing at the pile of papers and text books surrounding him): ‘Hey, I’m on the bomb-run!’

2) Guy A: ‘Hey, dude. There’s that celtic princess. Go tell her how you feel, man!’
Dude (dashing to submit that assignment, deadline in 2 minutes): ‘Hey, I’m on the bomb-run!’

3) Guy A: ‘Hey, dude. The Jehovah’s witnesses are at the door. Can you get it?’
Dude (pulls fully-loaded 6’x6’ bookshelf over on top of himself and lies underneath, desperately trying to prevent the immense weight from crushing him): ‘Hey, I’m on the bomb-run!’
by Papa J-Bomb November 6, 2012
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