Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Mint the ring

To apply toothpaste to the rim of the anus.

To freshen up, Andrew H excused himself to mint the ring.

by RingMinter November 17, 2012

fing your ring

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

by steelsupply July 17, 2013

geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!

I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)

by Bagdad February 10, 2015

faux septum ring

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.

Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!

by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016

blown o ring

Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex

He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound

by camping buddy June 11, 2017

Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing

When a person of the male gender enters a sewer and proceeds to run through the sewer naked.

Last night Sam went Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing.

by Sean lol May 17, 2018