pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment

pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors

by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009

Pumpa Slap

A Pumpa slap is were you slap somone who either adding insult to injury you or jus annoys you, before you slap them say "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU BLED"

dave : " hahaha, u failed ur exams"
phil : "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU"

*SLAAAPPPP*

by PeRU.graff September 23, 2009

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013

pump n grind

when something is pushed or lifted over another area part position up and down until a vacuuming of air suction pressure is applied = pump, when something slides back forth over another area part in which it rubs with friction = grind, with sex, Pump would be the part of a woman action with the genital or any private area of her bottom between her legs using another bodily part of a partner to create a vacuum effect so that area the private part it is is on, simulates penetration in a hump motion of that area she has it on. Sexually for Grinding, is the act of make a horizontal friction to stimulate surface skin feeling friction with her genital, like something entering her private parts, such as some ones hand fondling her insides, like a g-spot in a vagina or reaming of the anus/asshole without penetration, by sliding her private part back and forth over her partner, usually the partners limb edges or mostly with their face or head, this is an act usually done by what is also called face sitting or facesitting or an act known as tibbing with two same genital of their vaginas results to what = grind or grinding. When combined word action = Pump N Grind(ing)

Tribb Tribbing Pump N Grind anus asshole gentital Pump Grind

by ctk define January 9, 2015

pumple douche

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.

I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.

by Tipsymike April 17, 2016

Pumpee Patrol

A term for the people who are overly sensitive about farting.

Dude, I farted in class, and out came the Pumpee Patrol.

by peachpatrol June 28, 2016