Pube cube

The act of using seminal fluid on your pubes and shaping it into a cube. Similar to ceramic. It appears better once dried out.

Douche #1: Yoo, how are your pube cubes so hard?

Douche #2: I dried them out with a blow dryer.

by Epinephrinepen January 25, 2026

Pube Sandwich

When youre done shaving and it accidentally falls on your lunch

Person 1: Hey dude! What are you eating for lunch?
Person 2: I just finished shaving, so im eating a pube sandwich for lunch!

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

Puberphonia

Squeaky ass mf who looks like noodles and likes being pissed on

Brandon has Puberphonia

by TurnipTaxes July 15, 2025

Pubescential

(Of a trait or condition) present since puberty.

My doctor told me that body hair was pubescential, and nothing to be ashamed of.

by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr August 19, 2025

Pubelix

Verb. The act of performing oral sex using a plastic Publix Grocery-store bag as a prophylactic or method of safe sex. Not to be confused with Hole Foods.

Jody gave the lass a Pubelix on the first date because he had doubts as to the freshness of her clam.

by Jody South September 5, 2025

Puberty

It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.

Hey John did you hit puberty yet? You’re pretty tall!

YeAHH!CanT yOU tell

by Kanye West For President October 25, 2025

Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.

ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!

by leonard cohen July 9, 2007