Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

turn the pickle over

Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ

Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!

Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!

by iVictory December 23, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

Turn up

Turn up: This is a lively, hullabaloo and fun situation when people go out with friends to hangout and rock.

Shade it's Saturday today, i know we haven't been invited, but let's go turn up at the wedding down the street.

by Misspreetyslim February 5, 2020