Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.

“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight

by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025

Farming

The act of pursuing a objective (such as getting a certain number of kills) to obtain a item (ex. a weapon/character skin) in video gaming.

NoobTube420: "Hey man, you wanna go farming with me?"
PrimitiveApe1: "Sure, bro!"

by WannabeAwesomeTyper67 February 9, 2022

Farm load

A huge load you bring back to your girl after working and not seeing her

She always loves to tease a farm load into her booty

by Waste Management Consultant April 3, 2016

Farms

Speaking of farms...

Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

fire farming

When you attack dead towns in West Game for resources.

-Hey dude I go fire farming, so I can finally build my tc26.
- Watch your ass bro, Tslb is out there hunting.

by Nempite August 5, 2021

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024