chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

half dig

Scottish drug slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey, Sick-Boy, spot us a half dig of Peruvian flake, you know I'm good for it, mate.

by vandawk8 June 23, 2015

Half Standard

A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).

Example 1:

Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.

Example 2:

Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."

Guy 2: En tabarnak

Example 3:

Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."

Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."

by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010

half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

by BlockX October 8, 2004

Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half Cast

1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'

2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system

Half Cast is an example of really bad spelling

by anonnonononononon September 10, 2006

half hung

a penis smaller than average.

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

by themacal December 3, 2006