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schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
by Fausnaught April 7, 2015
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it
“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
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Tap Fap

When you are playing a typical tapping game on your phone (e.g. Tap Busters), whilst combining it with fapping. Tap Fap.
by K0lnes September 3, 2018
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fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
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fap nap

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
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