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Definitions by CertiMike

Rass means you are lying. Said like grass if you're northern.
-Stop talking rass
-Thats rass
Rass by CertiMike August 3, 2023
A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.
Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.
Sap Fap by CertiMike November 18, 2021
This word originates from sad and mortified- Sertified, shortened to Serti. easy confused with Certified or Certi but means something completely different; context is important.
Friend: How did she react when she found out you were with (Side chicks name)
Me: Man, she was serti
Serti by CertiMike November 22, 2017