CertiMike's definitions

Serti

This word originates from sad and mortified- Sertified, shortened to Serti. easy confused with Certified or Certi but means something completely different; context is important.

Friend: How did she react when she found out you were with (Side chicks name)
Me: Man, she was serti

by CertiMike November 22, 2017

Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

Rass

Rass means you are lying. Said like grass if you're northern.

-Stop talking rass
-Thats rass

by CertiMike August 3, 2023